Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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