the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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