i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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