I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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