I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
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She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
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So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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