Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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