On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
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Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I pour the whiskey from now on
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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