It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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