Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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