So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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