he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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