I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
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She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
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WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip ๐๐๐
Your skills amaze me
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
My hairdresser wonโt do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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