He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
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We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
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we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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