its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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