i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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