im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
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