I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
they're like a gay fantastic four
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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