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I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
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i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
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Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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