I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
