White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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