Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
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I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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