I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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