On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
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I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
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I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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