I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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