that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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