So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
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It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
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Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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