hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
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I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
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She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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