ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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