you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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