wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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