I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
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He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
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gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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