so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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