even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
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Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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