How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
honey bunches of taint.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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