I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
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Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I'm really busy with my period
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