Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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