After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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