How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
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I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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