Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
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Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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