Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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