well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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