Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
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FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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