i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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