i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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