Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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