yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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