a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i just had sex bonerless
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Randomize
