Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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