So gin and wine won't be happening again
bring money and cleavage
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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