Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
My breasts were aching with rage.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
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