So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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