How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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