ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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