i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
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I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
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just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I supernannyed him into submission
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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